Shes a Weirdo - Part 2

After having his dinner Sid went to his room - Hostel was one such place which would come alive late in the evening. Room no 507 was the heart of the Hostel, not because Sid stayed in it but because Pratik, Lijo and Vinit stayed with him. Vinit had a passion for music and was a good guitarist every night they would booze and smoke up and play the anthem Sutta Na Mila which would echo in the whole campus. Their warden retired ex army man Subedar Pratap Singh was a puppet of their hands. Whenever he would get in his room in the evening after dinner they would lock his room from the outside and throw away the keys. Poor chap would call up the canteen fellow and they used to break the lock with a crowbar and let him out. Once Pratap singh lost his cool and made everyone parade in the corridor on their knees. The next evening someone trapped him again this time with a big bass lock. The canteen fellows had to bring in a key vendor from the town side late in the evening to free him. Pratap Singh din't had the balls to report this to the management. If he had done it he would have lost his job. This is just an example of the unity among hostelers - no one ever spoke about who was the culprit who would lock him up everyday. Sid knew it was Lijo who hated Pratap Singh to the core. Pratap Singh soon understood that he needs to give freedom to the hostelers only then he could scout free in the evening. Cease fire took place last month when he invited everyone to his room especially Vinit and offered him Royal Stag. That night celebrations took place from Sutta na Mila, GMD, Papa Kehte hai, all the songs were sung in chorus including Pratap Singing Mera Juta Hai Japani.

Lijo was their Desi Videsi bowy! Born and brought up in New York, Lijo arrived in India few months back. His family had to settle in India after his brother did some big Jhol and eloped to India. Lijo was their punching bag, everyone would crack jokes on the poor guy and make fun of him. While Pratik was the Bhai of the Hostel, he would scare off everyone including the security guards not to mention the Kadak Pratap Singh too was scared of him. Rumors were that he had affiliations with Chota Rajan Gang and few police records too. Everyone used to wtonder how he got admission in the college. He was almost 5 years elder his masculine body scared off everyone and that's why the word Bhai was synonymous to Pratik. Being his roommate Sid had an advantage no one had the daring to mess around with any of Pratik Bhai's roomie.

Sid entered the room and saw Lijo sitting in his USA flag print Bermuda pants. "Hey dude you still haven't come out of your USA hangover?" asked Sid falling off on his bed. "Dude, what do you want me to do? Wear the Indian Langoti?" asked Lijo back to Sid. "C'mon Sid, give him some space, his big ass will look much more bigger in those langotis!" commented Vinit tuning his guitar. "Abe sale, Mota kisko bola tu?" Lijo stood up almost ready to fight. "Abe Mote, Tujhe bola! Sale yaad rakh agar Aaj raat tune zara bhi gas chodi toh tujhe yaha se neeche pekhdunga" Shouted Pratik seating near the window rolling his joint. Lijo got his answer and didn't said a word after that. Sid was so far mum, he pulled out his I-pod and tuned into his favorite numbers. Few minutes later he felt Lijo waking him up, "Dude you got any ciggies?". "Yeah hang on" Sid slid his hand under his bed and brought out his packet of Milds and offered one ciggie to Lijo. "Thanks man, I wonder who took away my packet it was just kept here moments ago" said Lijo lighting his ciggie. "Fuck Chote" they both shouted in a friction of second, "that ass hole, he has messed with the wrong guys this time." said Sid. "I have a plan to teach him a lesson." said Sid finding his match box. He then took out few match sticks and removed the explosive material from the tip and kept them on the table. While Lijo kept watching, he took out all the ciggies from the pack and kept them in his drawer. "This will give him a smoky experience for sure." saying that Sid removed a little tobacco from the ciggie and pushed those little explosives inside the ciggie and with the use of the pen he pushed it further inside. "Done" Sid had the evil look which revealed someone' gonna get hurt tonight. "Man, this is a brilliant Idea" exclaimed Lijo. Together they walked to room no 510 where Sudesh alias Chote the 5 feet shorty was boozing with friends; kept aside was Lijo's Milds packet. Reaching there Lijo picked up the packet without letting them know, "Fuck assholes, there isn't anything left in it." Lijo said looking at Sid. "Quick get one ciggi from my drawer and put it in this packet, here" Lijo took the packet with him and went to the room while Sid kept his hand on Chote's shoulder and said "Kya Chote Bhai akele akele, Humein nahi pilaoge?". Chote looked baffled, he thought may be these guys found out about the ciggi thing but the look on Sid's face reassured him all is well. 

"Yaar, abhi sirf ek quarter hi bacha hai aur ciggi bhi khatam ho gayi hai." Chote said while his roomies tried to hide the other bottles kept around the room under the bed. "Koi nahi yaar, ek peg nahi toh ek sip hi sahi, uskeliye toh mana nahi karega na?" saying that Sid voluntarily took his glass in hand in the mean time Lijo too joined in and took Akash, his roommates glass. "Cheers" they both shouted. Lijo did a bottoms up - that irked Chote to the core. "Are Chote naraz kyu hota hai, yeh le sutta pi" and offered him the pack. "Asshole, you got a pack with you and you dint even told me!" saying that Sid snatched the pack from his hand. He examined the ciggi and took the fresh one in his hands, before Lijo could act to take the last one, Chote pounced on the last one. Sid took the lighter kept around and lighted his ciggie so did Chote. Quickly Lijo started recording on his cell phone, "Chote Kuch Dev D style se Sutta khech" said Lijo winking at Sid. The moment he dragged the breath in from the ciggi the explosives kept in the ciggie caught fire and light up which scared the hell out of Chote. He shouted on top of his voice and threw away the ciggie in shock. "Fuck Man! What was that?" asked Sid looking at Lijo who was rolling on the bed laughing so were the rest of the people in the room. "Salo,#@#)&#)@$^ Kamino, Teri Maa ki!!!" screamed Chote, "Abe oye, Gand mein dum ho toh next time ciggi dhap ke batana, Chal Lijo!" By the time they reached their room that clip had reached the entire hostel via blue tooth. Later in the night Vinit played some soft romantic numbers, while Lijo and Sid played counter strike on their laptops. Finally Sid dozed off at 4 am in the morning, 

"Abe Uth Sale! Pankaj ka lecture hai" Lijo kept screaming at Sid while he was awaiting near the bathroom for Pratik bhai to come out. "Pratik Bhai thoda jaldi karo na... pressure aa raha hai!" Lijo said trying to adjust his ass on the chair kept near the bathroom. "Abe mote, rukh ja sada mat andar tak bas aa rahi hai" saying that Pratik bhai opened the door and came outside soon Lijo ran inside the bathroom. Lijo come out and rushed for the lecture while Sid was still asleep, he finally woke up around 10 am got ready and reached canteen around 10.30 am. Ordered sandwich and coffee and sat in the canteen reading the newspaper. The moment he kept his paper down he saw her - Ms  Einstein. She was still sitting with few book around her copying something in her journal. He took his coffee in his hands and went over next to her and sat. She din't even noticed him. "My God, you Bio tech girls study so much" said Sid but not looking at her. "Fuck off" came a voice just then. Sid looked at her she was still writing and said "excuse me ms Einstein!" 

3rd part will be posted soon!