What's wrong with Dr. Manmohan Singh - The Prime Minister of India???

For the past many years, Indians have wondered why Manmohan Singh does not speak up despite being the recipient of several disdainful words such as spineless, toothless and weak. He sits in Parliament with no expression on his face. It appears that even if you just replace him with his wax statue, no parliamentarian will notice the difference. Besides, he never makes an impromptu statement despite being a scholar; he just reads out prepared and calibrated speeches. Shameful, utterly disgraceful. So, why does Manmohan Singh not talk? And why does he take so much crap from his detractors. Why does the prime minister always behave as if he were born without a spine? Let’s look at Manmohan Singh’s handwriting, which might give us some insight into his personality.

Handwriting and signature size: In March 2011, Prime Minister Manmohan Singh visited the Embassy of Japan (http://www.in.emb-japan.go.jp/Press_Releases_Embassy/PR13-2011.html) in New Delhi to sign the book of condolence for Japan earthquake victims. Notice the equal size of his handwriting and signature. Both of them are small. This size of handwriting and signature is not for leaders. People with such small handwriting can never lead people. They are so lost in themselves that they cannot think about reaching out to others or bother about finding ways to connect with the people. Clearly, this kind of handwriting makes him a good professor, not a worthy statesman.

In handwriting analysis, consistent disconnection between letters is indicative of lack of spontaneity, among other things. In Manmohan Singh’s case, the trait is seen in his inability to make impromptu statements and speak his mind.

Manmohan Singh’s handwriting shows that he will continue to be a failure as a head of the state. There is nothing in his personality that could even remotely suggest that he is suitable to occupy a post that intrinsically requires the occupant to be in touch with the people. That is why despite having got such a high position on a platter, Manmohan Singh has not been able to adapt his personality to the requirements of the new role. Not even in 9 years! And the bad news is: he can never do that. Therefore, quit, Mr Singh. By abdicating, you might do the country good.

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She's a Weirdo - Part 8

"Why you don't like romantic songs kya?" asked Vinit when Sid asked him to change the genre of the songs he was playing on his guitar. "Nothing as such, bus aaj mood nahi hai." said Sid throwing the remains of his cig butt out of the window. "But yaar, mera toh bahot mood hai!" said Vinit and started blushing. "Woha!" what was that some one's blushing Vinit don't tell me you found someone?" asked Sid making Vinit's face flush out with redness. "Looks like that to me" said Vinit Candidly and keeping his guitar back in its case. "Bhai this calls for details. At least tell me her name, is she from the college itself?" went on Sid. "Well, her name is Maya and yes she's from our college and you know which course" winked Vinit looking at Sid. "Biotech Batch" echoed both of them. "Toh Maya ki moh maya ka shikar hua Vinit Verma" said Sid sitting crossed legged on his bed like a baba giving a pravachan about Moh Maya while Vinit simply leaned back on his bed taking support of the wall. "So, what's the scene are you guys like going out on a date or something?" enquired Sid. "I don't know yaar, she's really cute and sweet. But I guess she doesn't wants to go out with me alone." said Vinit with a little pain. "Why so buddy? That doesn't looks cool to m! What's her plan" Sid asked Vinit. "Well according to her, she made a pact with her friend that they would be going on a double date, so where will I find some one decent enough I could take with me on a date who doesn't blows off my date and yet behave with the other girl. I think I'll pass." saying so Vinit lied down on his bed. "Yeah man you are right! Pure hostel mein you won't find a single guy who is not a tharki." saying so Sid started removing his Tee to change into something which is fresh with no alcohol smell in it. "Wait a min!" saying so Vinit stood up from the bed in one go as if someone pressed the eject button on his bed. "You!!!" Vinit pointed finger at Sid. "Yeah me??? What did I do?" asked Sid clueless what is Vinit talking about. "Sid you are my best buddy man! You can surely make a good impression on friends and girls especially, you are a decent guy else wouldn't you have had a girl friend by now" saying so Vinit got up from his bed. "Wo ho! Wait a minute, I ain't going on a blind date for you. Who knows her friend might be a fat ugly version of Ugly Betty. I don't even know her name." said Sid ridiculing the entire idea of double date. "Chal na yaar, please!" saying so Vinit came closer to Sid. "No yaar, please!" saying so Sid pushed Vinit in a friendly way. "Dekh bhai, then soon I will start playing all Dev Das songs every day and trust me it will get on your nerves to have a Dev Das in the room." said Vinit little dramatically. "Yaar, I don't even know how does Maya look like. And again why would I do it for you man." said Sid trying hard to convince Vinit of not getting him turned in for this date plan. "Uska tension mat le, yeh dekh! We clicked few snaps today in the library together." saying so he showed the candid snaps of them together. "Not Bad, Vinit! I am impressed with the your choice of girl" said Sid keeping his hands on Vinit's shoulder. "Then brother, you are in! I will just call her and inform that we are in for tomorrow!" saying so he just jumped back to his bed and called her up and started cuddling his pillow lost in the sleep.

While Sid changed into his tee and shorts and lit another cigg he had some change of thoughts this time. Let's see if this friend of Maya finds me as a stalker or not. I hope she better be good looking than Ms. Einstein. "What the hell yaar" said Sid to himself why am I getting her thoughts in my head - she's not my kind of girl, not even my type! She has insulted me so much - besides she's just a weirdo! No match for Siddharth!!

"It's done, we are meeting tomorrow night at 8 at Fire and Ice." said Vinit spreading his hands in the air as a big sign of relief as Maya would surely have been really happy because of him. "We will have to tip off Babulal so that he lets us in late in the night" said Sid. "Don't worry about that, I will take care of it, you just be back in time from your movie." said Vinit wearing his slippers as he prepared to go for a stroll in the hostel. "Movie! Wat Movie?" It's Saturday tomorrow?" asked Sid holding his head. "Yup, with no word from you Lijjo already booked 2 tickets for him and you for tomorrow's noon show - I guess he wanted a company to assist him with the subtitles." winked Vinit as he walked out of the room. Sid looked at Lijjo who was deep asleep. "Bastard! I wonder which movie is he taking me for! Hey Vinit wait for me lets go for dinner!" saying so Sid too headed out.

Neither Sid nor Roxane had any clue how things are going to unfold in the coming 2 days! This weekend is going to be really exciting keep reading!

She's a Weirdo - Part 7

"Sid!!! What the hell are you doing here outside my building? And what the hell is this guy doing here??? Don't you guys have any manners???" Asked Roxane in disgust. "Take it easy Ms Einstein, and please come over here I want to talk to you in private." said Sid and signalled Roxane to move little away from Lijjo. In the mean time Lijjo had finished his long pee session and walked a safe distance away from his water bank he had created near the tree. "What! Tell me fast" said Roxane. "Look he is my roommate Lijjo, and he went through a terrible break up  lately with his girl friend back in the States." explained Sid to Roxane in the mean time trying to take away the stick from her hand but she resisted. "You smell of alcohol, are you both drunk?" She asked. "Well, I won't deny that, yes we are drunk, but I am very much in my senses, look the poor guy!" said Sid looking at Lijjo as Roxane too looked at him with her eye brows raised; while Lijjo unaware of what's cooking up between the two looked terrified as he could still see the stick in her hands. "He was so terrified and broken with the news that he took me along with him to the bar nearby, else you tell me who would want to drink in the afternoon!" continued Sid. "I just wanted to give him company, I can't risk his safety as even he is new to India. So I too had few drinks." said Sid and exhaled. "Hope you are not a stalker of all the buildings you just got my building to come sit here and pee right here! Who gave him to the right to pee on the roads?" enquired Roxane. "Well firstly Ms. Einstein I had absolutely no clue where you stay and I have no interest in following you. I agree my friend shouldn't have done something of this sort but it's his first time and you have already scared the hell out of him with this stick you been carrying around and calling him a PIG" saying so Sid sntached the stick from her hand. "Give this to me, it doesn't suits in your hand" and walked towards the watchman and gave it to him. "Yeh lo bhaiya, aur isko madam se dur rakhna" and winked at the watchman. "So what suits in my hand?" asked Roxane. "Test tubes, ms Bio tech" said Sid and winked at her. "Whatever, I hope you were not stalking me" she confirmed again. "Look Roxane, I don't understand why don't get the point! If you feel I am not worth your friendship don't meet me again" saying so Sid walked over to Lijjo without even turning back to look at Roxane. 

"Bro, you knew that girl?" enquired Lijjo as Sid approached him. "Yeah, I just met her a couple of days ago in Library, another Bio-tech chic" said Sid and ran his hands over his pockets. "Lets head over to Anna and have some tea." said Sid as they headed back to college. "But yaar, how dare she called me a PIG! And was she really gona hit me with the stick? Man Sid, you are a savior that bitch was really a psycho!" saying that Lijjo started walking really fast. "Tu thik toh hai na? Tera nasha pura utar gaya lagta hai?" asked Sid smilingly. "Balls to her man, spoilt my complete winning mood!" Said Lijjo lighting up his ciggi and handing over one to Sid. "But what did you told her? And what were you guys discussing?" enquired Lijjo still puzzled how Sid saved him from that terrible scenario. "Bhai, a true magician never reveals his secrets! I got you saved that's more important" said Sid sipping his tea. "Woha! Matlab you gave her some gyaan, you asshole must have for sure made me look a complete c**tiya and yourself a hero!" said Lijjo exhaling his smoke. "Well not exactly, I just told her that you are heart broken so that you could win some sympathy votes from other bio tech girls" said Sid taking a puff. "Asshole, you are one! So who's going to be your date for the freshers party?" asked Lijjo. "Not sure man, will have to do some hunting pretty soon" said Sid. 

And they both went back to their rooms luckily Pratik Bhai wasn't in the room. Vinit was as usual tuning his guitar. He was in a romantic mood tonight, so was just playing the famous tune of the song Dil Ko Tumse Pyaar Hua again and again. While Lijjo settled on the bed and felt fast asleep. Sid sat over his bed looking out from the window and lit up another cigg, as the song played in the background his thoughts wandered in the lanes back to Roxane's building and he could see her furious face in front of his open eyes. However rather then just getting upset with the entire drama he created he was still certain may be she's the right girl for me. Not sure how their next encounter will unfold he was lost in her eyes and those 3 hair in front of her face that he witnessed the time he met her in the canteen. There's something about her, is it the alcohol, the guitar or just me that's making me feel this way wondered Sid and smiled candidly. "Bhai, kaun he woh? Jiske khayalon mein kho gaya tu?" Asked Vinit. "Koi nahi yaar, kuch aur suna, kya romantic gaane baja raha hai" said Sid. 

She's a Weirdo - Part 6

How can she just leave me alone at Monginis like that... what was she thinking? After all she was the one who asked me to join her at the first place. All these thoughts were echoing in Sid's head as he walked towards the Monginis. And how can she tag me as a Despo! And what's with her about cleaning the rooms and washing the clothes, like I never wash my clothes! And with this thought Sid examined his jean - I guess I should wash my clothes for a change! But where does she really stays? Thinking this he started walking towards the few lanes around the campus. This isn't going work like this! She would never tell me where she stays unless I find it out myself. It would not be cool to ask anyone in the Boy's hostel about it at this time. Satisfied with his inner thoughts Sid went back to his room only to discover that everyone was partying without him. "WTF Guys, you should have atleast called me!" said Sid as he tried to reach to his bed with everyone sitting in every place available in the room. "Guys, I have invented a new game, it's a new version of Teen Patti!" said Pratik Bhai. "Yeah, right so that everyone can lose their money to you and even if they win you would anyway take it from them with the coercive force" said Sid changing his Tee. "Oye Sale Sid, tu toh bol hi mat, kidhar gayab ho gaya tha tu... londiyon ke peeche peeche ghumta rehta hai" said Pratik Bhai as he stood up from his hot seat. "Mobile Phone naam ka ek yantra hota hai jiske dyara aap mujhe call kar sakte the" said Sid applying some deo winking at Lijjo. "Abe main sirf vasooli karne ki liye call karta hun! Acha now listen up, this is a new game and I am sure you guys will love this! But there is just one simple rule to play this game we have to finish up these khamba's" announced Pratik Bhai.

Soon everyone in the room was all in for the game after all no one gets free booze on the house! By the time it was  5 pm everyone in the room was high, plastic glasses were scattered in the room, with temporary ashtray's of mild packets lying all over the room. "Now here's what you need to do, rather than drawing three cards like we do in Teen patti, each one of you will draw only one card and hold it on your forehead revealing the card to the rest of the people..." said Pratik Bhai and Lijjo intervened in between "But Pratik Bhai, how...". " Abe mote!!! Rukh, let me complete, we all play blind, as we cannot see our own card but rest of the cards held by everyone hoping apna card mast hai" said Pratik bhai winking at Sid. Sid knew what Pratik bhai had in mind, he wanted Sid to secretly help him as he ensured Sid din't had much of liquor. But Sid was wondering how can he help him in this situation. "Sid, Come help me find the cards in my shelf." saying that Pratik bhai dragged Sid out of the room. "Look brother, if you see anyone's card higher than me, just start smiling, okay!" commanded Pratik to Sid. Lijjo started the first round with bets starting off from Rs 1 it was weird as no one could see their card. Sid on the other end was enjoying the entire show, under the influence of alcohol he started smiling very often giving all wrong signals to Pratik Bhai making him loose over and over again. By the end of 8th round, Lijjo had won over 230 bucks that's when Pratik Bhai raised the bets to Rs 100 and called Lijjo to Show. All hell break when Pratik Bhai lost. He kicked everyone out of the room and Sid and Lijjo too ran out.

"God, terrific game" Said Lijjo "Today is my lucky day". Sid and Lijjo started walking over on the streets, while it was difficult for Lijjo to walk as he was really high. After walking for a couple of lanes they both sat near a tree. "Yaar Lijjo I need a favor from you" said Sid looking at the ground. "Yeah meri jaan, anything for you" came a voice from a little distance. "Dude there is this girl I think I would like to take to the PROM but..." before Sid could finish "What! You finally found a girl" said Lijjo turning towards Sid and as he turned around Sid felt something really strange, as water splashing sound and a foul smell. "WTF man, what the hell are you doing, how can you pee here on the street" screamed Sid. "What man, it's the first time I am peeing in public place ever since I came back from the states, its so much peace to do it in open air" said Lijjo still relieving his huge bladder vessel. "What the hell you think you are doing you PIG" came a voice from a distance, as Sid turned around it was Roxane standing near the gate of the building they were seating outside. As Roxane came forward she grabbed the stick of the watchman as if she is going to hit Lijjo. "Wtf Sid, help me!" cried Lijjo unable to understand what's going on.

As for Sid, the girl he had been thinking of since afternoon and the quest of finding her apartment which had made him talk to his pal Lijjo was barging right towards his friend with a stick. He just din't knew what to do. "Now its definetly not the time to ask her for PROM" said Sid to himself.  "What the hell is going on here?" asked Roxane looking in disgust and then she saw SID....

She's a Weirdo - Part 5

Sid was smitten away by the way she licked her face for the cream. Although he felt really weird how his girl was acting... because somewhere he thought he would have got an opportunity to wipe out the cream from her face using a napkin himself. As his day dream was shattered in a fraction when she said why waste paper! Sid knew it well enough its a long way to get ask her out as his date for the PROM...Before he could say anything further Roxane got up from the chair and started walking out of the shop, he too followed her with the pastry in his hands. "Where are you following me Sid?" she asked him with her eye brows raised. "I was just throwing off my paper plate in the bin, you have a pastry to finish; you sit andar aramse and finish it" she said without letting him utter a word. "Won't you be giving me any company?" he asked puzzled. "Sorry Dude, I have alot of work to do today, wash my clothes, clean my room, and also take a sweet nap as I was awake till 4 am last night" she said smiling at him. "Are you sure this is it? Aren't you forgetting something?" Sid asked her with a straight face. "What?" she asked him puzzled. "Your assignments!!! I am sure you have alot to study too Ms Einstein" Sid told to her enjoying his last spoonful of pastry. "Oh yeah you are so right! Ciao!" said Roxane with a fake smile and walked straight to her apartment which was just few lanes away from the campus. Sid was kind of disgusted with this behavior of Roxane. He simply tossed the left over plastic case of the pastry from a distance in the bin kept outside the store and walked back to the katta hoping to find Lijjo still there.

"Thank God you are still here!" said Sid and pulled the broken chair for himself at Anna's. "What are you upto man?" asked Sid to Lijjo who was looking the campus gate. "Are Chotu, 2 cutting dena fata fat aur 1 milds." Sid said then looked at his pal and screamed "Lijjo, Buddy!" and started waving his hands in front of Lijjo! Still there was no response. In the mean time Chotu brought the tea, so Sid took one of the tea glass and brought it near Lijjo's fingers and pulled up the glass so that his fingers got submerged in the hot glass of tea! "Bhenc***D!!! Sale Sid Harami!" yelled Lijjo screaming at the top of his voice, that even Babulal the watchman at the campus gate stood from up from his chair to see what's going on. "You asshole what you think you are upto man, you ...." before Lijjo could continue Sid signaled him with this hands to stop still holding his stomach laughing at the epic scene. That's when Pratik Bhai too walked in "Kya re mote! Kyu chila raha hai?" Pratik just stood there and within few minutes Chotu got him the tea and Anna himself stepped out to give him a packet of Milds. "Kya Anna kaisa hai? Mere Khate mein likh lena" Pratik bhai commanded Anna. "Pratik Bhai, Lijjo was lost looking at the campus gate, mujhe lagta hai Lijjo ko Babulal se LUV ho gaya hai!" Sid said still controlling his laughter. "Chup baith Sid yaar!" Said Lijjo rubbishing, "I was narrowing down the beauties walking out from the campus gate for my choice of PROM." Said Lijjo smiling as if he found his match. "Abe rehne de mote! Teri size dekh ke tere saath chalne wali yaha koi nahi hai! Aur agar tujhe koi mil bhi gayi toh, dinner ke baad usko bhagwaan hi bachae!" Said Pratik Bhai giving a high five to Sid! "Get Lost you guys! I am going to the room, Pratik Bhai I will forgive you for your comment if you let me share your packet of Milds tonight" Said Lijjo after walking a safe distance from the road "Chal Bhag mote!" said Pratik Bhai and threw a stone aiming at Lijjo! In no time it felt as if every one had went into their rooms leaving just Sid alone sitting at Katta. As he lighted up his cigg, he felt something strange, Something strange about Roxane, how she was different from the rest of the girls, a tom boy, nerd, yet sweet, that swirling of tongue act of hers had been registered in his mind. He saw that same clip again and again in his mind as if it was playing in a loop.

"I got to ask her out" said Sid and started walking...