Wednesday, September 25, 2013

She's a Weirdo - Part 6



How can she just leave me alone at Monginis like that... what was she thinking? After all she was the one who asked me to join her at the first place. All these thoughts were echoing in Sid's head as he walked towards the Monginis. And how can she tag me as a Despo! And what's with her about cleaning the rooms and washing the clothes, like I never wash my clothes! And with this thought Sid examined his jean - I guess I should wash my clothes for a change! But where does she really stays? Thinking this he started walking towards the few lanes around the campus. This isn't going work like this! She would never tell me where she stays unless I find it out myself. It would not be cool to ask anyone in the Boy's hostel about it at this time. Satisfied with his inner thoughts Sid went back to his room only to discover that everyone was partying without him. "WTF Guys, you should have atleast called me!" said Sid as he tried to reach to his bed with everyone sitting in every place available in the room. "Guys, I have invented a new game, it's a new version of Teen Patti!" said Pratik Bhai. "Yeah, right so that everyone can lose their money to you and even if they win you would anyway take it from them with the coercive force" said Sid changing his Tee. "Oye Sale Sid, tu toh bol hi mat, kidhar gayab ho gaya tha tu... londiyon ke peeche peeche ghumta rehta hai" said Pratik Bhai as he stood up from his hot seat. "Mobile Phone naam ka ek yantra hota hai jiske dyara aap mujhe call kar sakte the" said Sid applying some deo winking at Lijjo. "Abe main sirf vasooli karne ki liye call karta hun! Acha now listen up, this is a new game and I am sure you guys will love this! But there is just one simple rule to play this game we have to finish up these khamba's" announced Pratik Bhai.

Soon everyone in the room was all in for the game after all no one gets free booze on the house! By the time it was  5 pm everyone in the room was high, plastic glasses were scattered in the room, with temporary ashtray's of mild packets lying all over the room. "Now here's what you need to do, rather than drawing three cards like we do in Teen patti, each one of you will draw only one card and hold it on your forehead revealing the card to the rest of the people..." said Pratik Bhai and Lijjo intervened in between "But Pratik Bhai, how...". " Abe mote!!! Rukh, let me complete, we all play blind, as we cannot see our own card but rest of the cards held by everyone hoping apna card mast hai" said Pratik bhai winking at Sid. Sid knew what Pratik bhai had in mind, he wanted Sid to secretly help him as he ensured Sid din't had much of liquor. But Sid was wondering how can he help him in this situation. "Sid, Come help me find the cards in my shelf." saying that Pratik bhai dragged Sid out of the room. "Look brother, if you see anyone's card higher than me, just start smiling, okay!" commanded Pratik to Sid. Lijjo started the first round with bets starting off from Rs 1 it was weird as no one could see their card. Sid on the other end was enjoying the entire show, under the influence of alcohol he started smiling very often giving all wrong signals to Pratik Bhai making him loose over and over again. By the end of 8th round, Lijjo had won over 230 bucks that's when Pratik Bhai raised the bets to Rs 100 and called Lijjo to Show. All hell break when Pratik Bhai lost. He kicked everyone out of the room and Sid and Lijjo too ran out.

"God, terrific game" Said Lijjo "Today is my lucky day". Sid and Lijjo started walking over on the streets, while it was difficult for Lijjo to walk as he was really high. After walking for a couple of lanes they both sat near a tree. "Yaar Lijjo I need a favor from you" said Sid looking at the ground. "Yeah meri jaan, anything for you" came a voice from a little distance. "Dude there is this girl I think I would like to take to the PROM but..." before Sid could finish "What! You finally found a girl" said Lijjo turning towards Sid and as he turned around Sid felt something really strange, as water splashing sound and a foul smell. "WTF man, what the hell are you doing, how can you pee here on the street" screamed Sid. "What man, it's the first time I am peeing in public place ever since I came back from the states, its so much peace to do it in open air" said Lijjo still relieving his huge bladder vessel. "What the hell you think you are doing you PIG" came a voice from a distance, as Sid turned around it was Roxane standing near the gate of the building they were seating outside. As Roxane came forward she grabbed the stick of the watchman as if she is going to hit Lijjo. "Wtf Sid, help me!" cried Lijjo unable to understand what's going on.

As for Sid, the girl he had been thinking of since afternoon and the quest of finding her apartment which had made him talk to his pal Lijjo was barging right towards his friend with a stick. He just din't knew what to do. "Now its definetly not the time to ask her for PROM" said Sid to himself.  "What the hell is going on here?" asked Roxane looking in disgust and then she saw SID....

1 comment:

Palak said...

LOL!!! this is very interesting... im sure now she will not agree for PROM when Sid is wid such wierd guy!!! :) :)