Thursday, November 3, 2011

The Mysterious Women I Met Last Night


It was a lonely night that day, dark and calm. I was mind fucked with all the work at office, things were pestering my mind and I wanted peace desperately. So I sat down in the balcony staring the amazing full moon shadowed by the dark clouds passing around it. There was something mysterious about that night, the hollowness in the air and weather seemed more chilled than usual nights. I prepared myself a large drink of Jack Daniels and sat on the reclining chair. After few sips I made a joint for myself. I prefer smoking up weed at nights it kinds of chills me out with the enlightening smoke that I release. I took a long drag looked up in the sky and let it out with all my worries of the day to relax. In few minutes I could feel the temperature dropping, the ice cubes were still intact in the drink and it tasted rather more smooth this time. I always preferred having my drinks on the rocks. 

I finished my drink bottoms up, I still felt the thirst of fetching myself one more extra large drink and went inside my apartment. As I was walking towards the my bar, I felt someones presence. I turned around but no one was there. I thought may be its the weed working up on me. I prepared myself one more drink and walked towards my balcony again sipping a little. Before I could reach the balcony I saw a woman dressed in black standing in my living room. I gasped wondering where the hell she came from. She stood there like a mannequin staring at me. She had this amazing silky long hair all the way till her shoulders, a locket hanging in neck going all the way down her cleavage. Her figure unnaturally the perfect one I saw till date. I kept looking at her for a while. I did not realize but I don't know why I started walking towards her. There was something mysterious in those eyes. Those eyes dint seemed normal but at the same time seemed very erotic. I reached close to her. "Who are you?" is all I could ask her. She smiled and gazed her glances over me brought her hands near me and ran them on my hair and messed them up. I asked again "How did you come here?". She dint spoke anything she instead chose to run her fingers down from my head to my face running them gently down my chest. Her cold hands had a seducing touch. I felt shivers running over my spine with the touch. She then took away the glass from my hands and walked across the room. Placed the glass on the study table and sat on it extending her legs on the chair. I stood there just watching her unable to utter a single word. Then she invited me close to her by pointing her fingers towards me. I don't know how but I started walking towards this strange beauty. I reached there and glanced at her. She was wearing those leather boots with high heels which adorned her sexy legs. The moment I reached near the chair placed in front of the study table she pushed aside the table with her feet. And I don't know why I advanced few more steps towards her; right in front of her. She took the glass in her hands and offered me to drink it without saying a word. I gulped the entire drink in one go. 

I looked at her and I felt my thirst was still rising but this time it was not for the drink. This time it was the lust in me that was thirsty. She stood up, there was distance less then an ounce between us. She ran her hands on my chest circling it over my shirt and in one go ripped it off. I didn't knew what to do this wasn't the first time I  was with the woman. I had some amazing times with lots of women but she was indeed special and something was unknowingly strange in her that made me so stiff that I didn't know what to do. I stood their like her slave when she started running her soft cold hands on my bare chest. I could feel her breath hitting on my skin. Those lustful eyes had hypnotized me and those soft tender lips were so inviting that I forgot about all my worries and felt her lips on my chest. She looked up at me and those mesmerizing eyes had bowled me over. I felt like her slave and wanting to me please my master. Waiting for her next instruction like her own puppy. She held my hands and took me towards my bedroom. Once in there she pushed me on the bed and kept her boots on my thighs. She then slowly lowered the zipper of her black jacket which went unnoticed so far by me. She wasn't wearing anything inside. She stood her topless and I adorned her amazing silky hair covering her assets. Her navel looked so sexy on that flat stomach. 




The next day when I woke up I found myself on my bed as if nothing happened. I went across the house looking for that mysterious women but couldn't find her. I reassured myself it was a bad dream or may be the weed kicked in too much. I saw the time I was running late for office. I went in the shower, enjoyed the warm water on my skin but I was not able to remove her from my mind. When I stood in front of the mirror I noticed these two marks on my neck similar to a snake bite. But Snakes don't have such big mouths since the distance between the two points were much bigger. A cold fear gripped me inside my body. Was it not a dream??? I felt this urge of drinking something... what was it? I had water, even smoked a joint early in the morning, gulped the entire bottle of JD but nothing worked. I took the knife and slit my hands and sucked it. 
O yeah! I feel the urge of drinking blood. But now I need YOUR blood. 

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Shes a Weirdo - Part 4


“Hey Ms Einstein what’s up with you are following me?” Sid said pointing at her as she was walking towards him. “Excuse me, I am here to browse my section of books, why would I follow you?” saying that she passed by him directly to her books section. “That was a bad line” Sid told himself. Thinking how to start the conversation with this weirdo, he headed towards her. She turned back and asked him “Now who’s following whom?” Sid got muffled with her answer thinking about the answer he started “Well, I was asking about how your submission was?” suddenly her face enlightened and there seemed to be a glow on her face. "It was good, mam was happy!" she said all excited. Even before he could say anything there came one of her class mate "there you are, we thought you got lost somewhere, chal everyone is waiting." she grabbed her hand dragged her to their table in the library. Sid just stood there yet again cursing himself for missing one more opportunity to ask her name. He just turned around to see if she was even looking at him. Sheer disappointment she was already lost in her Biotech studies. 

What a nerd yaar, yeh kaisi ladki hai? She only talks to me if I talk about studies! Bhagwaan why did you made such weirdo's! Sid was thinking while glimpsing at her table which reflected on the glass of the cabinet he was facing, His cell phone beeped.... before he could read it Ms Dave shouted from her Seat "Cell Phones on Silent, Else I will take them in my custody". "Yeah! Right, try doing that!" Sid murmured to himself. It was Lijo, "Dude cum 2 kata fast, hav 2 share a brkng news wid u". Keeping the book back in the rack Sid headed to the Katta. "Anna 1 Milds aur 1 cutting chai pani kam - ab bol" said Sid pulling the broken plastic chair which had no back rest and armrest. Lijo was drinking water from the water jugs kept around the place he gargled and spat on the road. "eew! Abe sale yeh kya kar raha hai... have you forgotten all your American Manners!" Lijo smiled and said, "Dude I just saw couple of people doing this, and found it cool in States I could have never dared to do something like this, but here I feel more like an Indian!" Chotu served two cutting chai's on the table while Lijo came and pulled a chair in front of Sid. "Ho gaya tera Indo American Philosophy? But trust me if any girl from campus sees you doing this Chindigiri you will mess up your chances of dating any." Lijo's  felt as if some one had hit him hard on his balls. "Okay! Won't repeat it ever again, I messaged you to tell the inside news the Freshers Party will be held in couple of days, the theme is PROM night." Lijo said smiling sheepishly. "Must be your Idea, PROM nights are only seen in Hollywood movies, in India people are not cool enough to find a partner, besides the girl boy ratio is always an issue." Sid said inhaling his Milds. "Exactly, so we're are setting a new trend, besides all this there are plenty of girls in the Bio tech class to balance it out, take my advice start hunting for a partner right away!"

Before Lijo could finish off his chai, Sid got up and started walking to campus,"Hey where are you going?" Lijo asked unable to understand what happened to Sid suddenly. "Going after my prey, pay Anna on my end, will you?" saying this Sid threw his remaining Milds and popped out some Tic Tac in his mouth. While Lijo ordered another Chai. Before Sid could enter the campus gate he saw her exiting the campus and walking out on the road. "Hey, there you are!" shouted Sid from a distance, she turned around, looking little shocked "And, tell me you aren't following me Mr." she said while Sid approached him. "Siddharth, everyone calls me Sid" saying that he extended his hands smiling thinking Wow its finally happening I will get to know her name! She too extended her hands and they had a handshake in the middle of the street right outside the college campus. "I am Roxane" she said smiling just for the sake of it. "Are you a christian ?" Sid asked walking along with her. "Nopes, I am a Parsi." Sid gave a look which meant Oh I see! "Well you are the first Parsi girl I have met in my life." Sid said rather feeling happy. "Certainly there are just few close to a lac in India." she said showing her teeth. "Hmm, so you done with your library session today? Going back home?" Sid asked to plan his journey with her. "Yaar, I am hungry wanna munch some Burger wanna join me at Moginis" she asked him. "Why not!" So they entered the Moginis outlet next to the campus. "Bhaiya ek chicken burger dena, what will you have Siddharth?" she asked him while taking out her wallet from her bag. "I just now told you to call me Sid, why you calling me Siddharth, Sid is so short and sweet!" Sid took the conversation to other extreme. "Well, whatever dude, it takes me time to get used to names!" she said settling on the bar stool in the shop. "That's the reason its a small nick name for maximum recall." Sid said laughing. "Very Funny! Now will you order or are you just going to watch me eating my burger" she said taking her burger from the platform. "Hmm, I will have one Black-forest Pastry" paying him a hundred rupee note he settled down. "Sir Chutta nahi hai!" said the shopkeeper giving back him the note. Sid glanced his wallet there were just two notes of 100. He thought of going to Anna and getting the change but how could he leave Roxane alone that time. "Here" Roxane said giving the change to the Shopkeeper. "Now I owe you this Pastry, so at least I can offer you a bite" said Sid offering her the pastry with a new spoon. She took a bite and enjoyed the taste. "There's a little cream left out there" Sid said pointing his finger near her mouth. She just swirled her tongue around the mouth and licked it. "That was pretty Weird!" Sid said. "What?!!! You want me to wipe it off with a paper napkin, why waste paper!"

Now what will happen next ??? Will Sid ask her for the Party? stay tuned :) post your comments


Friday, September 9, 2011

Shes a Weirdo - Part 3



"Oh, Its you I thought it’s someone teasing me" she said looking head up. Few hair strands had shadowed her face; she gently pushed them aside and looked at Sid who still seemed not convinced with her story. "I said sorry yaar! Look I have to complete this journal before 11 a.m." she said and continued doing her work. "Hmm, I thought you were done with your studying when I saw you leaving college last night at 9 pm" Sid said sipping his hot coffee. "Oh, I dint knew you management students keep such close watch on girls!" she fired back at him. "Well, I was getting back to college and saw you leaving the gate that's it!" Sid made his point clear. "Oh so what were you doing in college so late? I don't think you came to visit the Library!" she said drawing some weird looking diagram. "For your information I stay up here in the Hostel, so I was just returning to my room." Sid said which looked very convincing. "Well, I got bored in Library, went home and ended up watching a movie with my roommates." she said drawing and erasing the diagram in her journal. "Oh movies, I hope you didn’t saw anything on Application of Biotechnology" said Sid sipping the last few drops of his coffee. "Shut up Dude! I don't think of studying 24/7 I saw Catch me if you can! It’s a classic" she said filling in few details under the diagram. "Girls watching a classic movie of Tom Hanks. Pretty Weird! “Said Sid taking a close look at the diagram she was making.”Whatever, look I need to complete this, oh my god it’s already 10.50 a.m." she said looking at her watch. “By the way what are you making?” asked Sid playing with the pencil. “It’s a diagram showing metabolism of a human cell.” She explained pointing her finger at the diagram. “Hmmm, it went like a complete bouncer to me” said Sid looking at her. “I got to rush now, see you later!” she said snatching the pencil from Sid’s hands. “Hang on a second, what’s your…” before Sid could say anything she left the canteen running towards her class on the floor above.

“Freak! Man what was I doing for over half an hour I should have at least asked her name” Sid said to himself and hitting on his own head. “Oh, there he is.” Ankit said walking towards the canteen pointing his fingers at Sid. “Kya Boss, Kidar tha tu? Pankaj Sir was asking about you?” Ankit said keeping his bag on the canteen table. “Acha, what was he asking?” Sid said looking at Ankit. “Yahi, ki janab kidar hai, College mein rehkar bhi class nahi ate and all that; Fanta piyega?” Ankit said taking out his wallet from his jeans. Ankit Tiwari was Sid’s classmate. He was a shrewd student, always went in a lot of details especially during presentations. He would ask a lot of questions just to clear his doubts; which used to pop up every 5 minutes in a lecture. Unanimously everyone had kept his name Bimari instead of Tiwari. “Nahi yaar, I just had coffee, by the way have you seen Lijo?” asked Sid, getting up from the chair. “Hmmm, I guess he must have gone down for a smoke. Dude come back by 11.30 we have Revti mam’s lecture.” Instructed Ankit winking at Sid. “Sure, dude I’ll catch you there.” Walking down from 1st floor where the canteen was situated Sid headed straight to the faculty room which was on ground floor. He headed straight to Pankaj sir’s cubicle. Pankaj was a professor from North India – some place near Patna. He used to teach International Business to students, his funda was simple download the presentations from Google and show them in the class. “Dekhlo, let me know when you are done reading it, I’ll change the slide and if you have any doubt meet me after the lecture” this was his patent line in every lecture.

“Excuse me Sir, Can I speak to you for a while?” enquired Sid tapping at Pankaj Sir’s cubicle. “Aao Sid, Kaha the aaj? Betho Betho, bhai chai wai peoge?” said Pankaj offering him the chair. “Nahi sir, thank you for asking. Sir, last night I was working on the presentation of Revti mam that’s why sone mein late ho gaya, you know na sir hostel mein koi sone hi nahi deta.” Said Sid trying his best to convince Pankaj. “Sir, aaj ki presentation ap please mail kardenge, I’ll study it thoroughly.” “Okay, don’t worry you are a bright student I will do my best!” Pankaj reassured Sid. In his heart Sid knew that Pankaj will never mail him anything because he was too lazy to do anything in fact if Sid himself would search Google he might be able to download the presentation. “Thank you sir” saying that he left the faculty room. “Kidar hai yaar?” Sid called up Lijo. “Katte pe jaldi aa… Revti ka lecture hai baad mein!” Lijo said within few minutes Sid reached the Katta. “Chotu, 1 cream roll aur ek cutting dena; aur Anna ek Milds.” Sid said reaching the Katta. “Dude, Pankaj was...” before Lijo could say anything Sid shot back “I know man, I met him 2 minutes back gave him some Goli.”

“I can’t wait to see my Revti today; I heard she is wearing a Black dress today!” Lijo said sharing the ciggie from Sid. “Abe sale, she’s our faculty usko toh chod de” Sid said smiling. “Chod de! Dude, she’s the reason why I took management, else you know I would have taken Hotel Management.” Lijo said passing the ciggie back to Sid. “I know man, you are also one of the Deewana of Revti just like Bimari” Sid said exhaling his smoke. “Abe yaar, who are you comparing me with, that Chu Bimari, he is a nerd man! What does he knows about women, sex, kamasutra Lijo said munching the cream roll which Sid had ordered. “Yeah, we Indians don’t know much about Kamasutra despite being from this very land and you Desi Videshi bowys know hell lots!” said Sid sarcastically. “It’s because you Indians haven’t opened your minds like we people in the west have done, you are still a virgin while I lost my virginity when I was just 15 yrs old forget all this; till date I haven’t seen a girl in a Bikini in any of the Mumbai Beaches! Grow up you Indians!” Lijo shot back with his Guru Gyan. “Fuck you asshole, you are a lusty animal who fantasizes about his own faculty day in day out” Sid said sipping his tea. “Dude, don’t tell me you never check her out, man whenever she turns around to write on the board, tell me you haven’t heard the chuckles in the classroom, her tight pants and bulging ass are so inviting! I wonder if she might be interested in dating me, she might not be more than 3-4 years elder to us, don’t you think?” asked Lijo and got lost again dreaming about her. In the mean time Sid finished his tea. “Chal, let’s go else your darling mam won’t let us in!” saying that Sid threw his ciggie and popped in few mints.

“Can we come in mam” said Lijo standing by the door leaning half inside the classroom. “Come in Lijo, okay class today we will solve a case study based on the principles of Management.” She said writing Case Study on the board and inserting her pen drive in the computer. Lijo looked at Sid and smiled reminding him about the his talks at the Katta pointing at the whiteboard. “Hey, these Biotech lectures get over by what time?” asked Sid to Bimari who was sitting next to him. “Hmmm I guess may be by 1 p.m.” said Bimari looking suspiciously at Sid. The lecture passed by with everyone solving the case study while Bimari and Lijo eyeing Revti mam and lusting about her in their minds. “Hey dude, I’ll be sleeping after the lunch what’s your plan?” asked Lijo. “Nothing man, I am planning to hit the library, I would prefer a nap there in the Air Conditioners.” Said Sid winking at Lijo. They both went to canteen had their lunch, while Lijo went towards the hostel Sid headed towards the Library.

It was almost 1.30 pm Sid was hoping to see Ms Einstein in the Library. “Today I have to ask her name and get her contact number, I don’t know why but there is something about her that I want to spend more and more time with her” Sid spoke to himself in his mind while heading towards the library. “Ahh, there she is but what are so many other girls doing with her!” Sid spoke to himself once again as he saw her sitting with her classmates doing an assignment.  He headed directly to get his romantic book in the browsing section, while he was searching for a book, she came by too.

Now wait for the 4th part please post your comments here or on the facebook page. 

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Shes a Weirdo - Part 2



After having his dinner Sid went to his room - Hostel was one such place which would come alive late in the evening. Room no 507 was the heart of the Hostel, not because Sid stayed in it but because Pratik, Lijo and Vinit stayed with him. Vinit had a passion for music and was a good guitarist every night they would booze and smoke up and play the anthem Sutta Na Mila which would echo in the whole campus. Their warden retired ex army man Subedar Pratap Singh was a puppet of their hands. Whenever he would get in his room in the evening after dinner they would lock his room from the outside and throw away the keys. Poor chap would call up the canteen fellow and they used to break the lock with a crowbar and let him out. Once Pratap singh lost his cool and made everyone parade in the corridor on their knees. The next evening someone trapped him again this time with a big bass lock. The canteen fellows had to bring in a key vendor from the town side late in the evening to free him. Pratap Singh din't had the balls to report this to the management. If he had done it he would have lost his job. This is just an example of the unity among hostelers - no one ever spoke about who was the culprit who would lock him up everyday. Sid knew it was Lijo who hated Pratap Singh to the core. Pratap Singh soon understood that he needs to give freedom to the hostelers only then he could scout free in the evening. Cease fire took place last month when he invited everyone to his room especially Vinit and offered him Royal Stag. That night celebrations took place from Sutta na Mila, GMD, Papa Kehte hai, all the songs were sung in chorus including Pratap Singing Mera Juta Hai Japani.

Lijo was their Desi Videsi bowy! Born and brought up in New York, Lijo arrived in India few months back. His family had to settle in India after his brother did some big Jhol and eloped to India. Lijo was their punching bag, everyone would crack jokes on the poor guy and make fun of him. While Pratik was the Bhai of the Hostel, he would scare off everyone including the security guards not to mention the Kadak Pratap Singh too was scared of him. Rumors were that he had affiliations with Chota Rajan Gang and few police records too. Everyone used to wtonder how he got admission in the college. He was almost 5 years elder his masculine body scared off everyone and that's why the word Bhai was synonymous to Pratik. Being his roommate Sid had an advantage no one had the daring to mess around with any of Pratik Bhai's roomie.

Sid entered the room and saw Lijo sitting in his USA flag print Bermuda pants. "Hey dude you still haven't come out of your USA hangover?" asked Sid falling off on his bed. "Dude, what do you want me to do? Wear the Indian Langoti?" asked Lijo back to Sid. "C'mon Sid, give him some space, his big ass will look much more bigger in those langotis!" commented Vinit tuning his guitar. "Abe sale, Mota kisko bola tu?" Lijo stood up almost ready to fight. "Abe Mote, Tujhe bola! Sale yaad rakh agar Aaj raat tune zara bhi gas chodi toh tujhe yaha se neeche pekhdunga" Shouted Pratik seating near the window rolling his joint. Lijo got his answer and didn't said a word after that. Sid was so far mum, he pulled out his I-pod and tuned into his favorite numbers. Few minutes later he felt Lijo waking him up, "Dude you got any ciggies?". "Yeah hang on" Sid slid his hand under his bed and brought out his packet of Milds and offered one ciggie to Lijo. "Thanks man, I wonder who took away my packet it was just kept here moments ago" said Lijo lighting his ciggie. "Fuck Chote" they both shouted in a friction of second, "that ass hole, he has messed with the wrong guys this time." said Sid. "I have a plan to teach him a lesson." said Sid finding his match box. He then took out few match sticks and removed the explosive material from the tip and kept them on the table. While Lijo kept watching, he took out all the ciggies from the pack and kept them in his drawer. "This will give him a smoky experience for sure." saying that Sid removed a little tobacco from the ciggie and pushed those little explosives inside the ciggie and with the use of the pen he pushed it further inside. "Done" Sid had the evil look which revealed someone' gonna get hurt tonight. "Man, this is a brilliant Idea" exclaimed Lijo. Together they walked to room no 510 where Sudesh alias Chote the 5 feet shorty was boozing with friends; kept aside was Lijo's Milds packet. Reaching there Lijo picked up the packet without letting them know, "Fuck assholes, there isn't anything left in it." Lijo said looking at Sid. "Quick get one ciggi from my drawer and put it in this packet, here" Lijo took the packet with him and went to the room while Sid kept his hand on Chote's shoulder and said "Kya Chote Bhai akele akele, Humein nahi pilaoge?". Chote looked baffled, he thought may be these guys found out about the ciggi thing but the look on Sid's face reassured him all is well. 

"Yaar, abhi sirf ek quarter hi bacha hai aur ciggi bhi khatam ho gayi hai." Chote said while his roomies tried to hide the other bottles kept around the room under the bed. "Koi nahi yaar, ek peg nahi toh ek sip hi sahi, uskeliye toh mana nahi karega na?" saying that Sid voluntarily took his glass in hand in the mean time Lijo too joined in and took Akash, his roommates glass. "Cheers" they both shouted. Lijo did a bottoms up - that irked Chote to the core. "Are Chote naraz kyu hota hai, yeh le sutta pi" and offered him the pack. "Asshole, you got a pack with you and you dint even told me!" saying that Sid snatched the pack from his hand. He examined the ciggi and took the fresh one in his hands, before Lijo could act to take the last one, Chote pounced on the last one. Sid took the lighter kept around and lighted his ciggie so did Chote. Quickly Lijo started recording on his cell phone, "Chote Kuch Dev D style se Sutta khech" said Lijo winking at Sid. The moment he dragged the breath in from the ciggi the explosives kept in the ciggie caught fire and light up which scared the hell out of Chote. He shouted on top of his voice and threw away the ciggie in shock. "Fuck Man! What was that?" asked Sid looking at Lijo who was rolling on the bed laughing so were the rest of the people in the room. "Salo,#@#)&#)@$^ Kamino, Teri Maa ki!!!" screamed Chote, "Abe oye, Gand mein dum ho toh next time ciggi dhap ke batana, Chal Lijo!" By the time they reached their room that clip had reached the entire hostel via blue tooth. Later in the night Vinit played some soft romantic numbers, while Lijo and Sid played counter strike on their laptops. Finally Sid dozed off at 4 am in the morning, 

"Abe Uth Sale! Pankaj ka lecture hai" Lijo kept screaming at Sid while he was awaiting near the bathroom for Pratik bhai to come out. "Pratik Bhai thoda jaldi karo na... pressure aa raha hai!" Lijo said trying to adjust his ass on the chair kept near the bathroom. "Abe mote, rukh ja sada mat andar tak bas aa rahi hai" saying that Pratik bhai opened the door and came outside soon Lijo ran inside the bathroom. Lijo come out and rushed for the lecture while Sid was still asleep, he finally woke up around 10 am got ready and reached canteen around 10.30 am. Ordered sandwich and coffee and sat in the canteen reading the newspaper. The moment he kept his paper down he saw her - Ms  Einstein. She was still sitting with few book around her copying something in her journal. He took his coffee in his hands and went over next to her and sat. She din't even noticed him. "My God, you Bio tech girls study so much" said Sid but not looking at her. "Fuck off" came a voice just then. Sid looked at her she was still writing and said "excuse me ms Einstein!" 

3rd part will be posted soon! 

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Shes a Weirdo Part 1



It was the month of October when Siddharth met Roxane for the first time in the college library. They had been in the same college over few months but never encountered each other. Siddharth had enrolled for Bachelor in Business Administration while Roxane had enrolled for Bachelor in Bio Tech. Weird combination of subjects of the two. Siddharth was a fun loving guy, stayed in college hostel while Roxane stayed in a rented flat around with couple of other girls from her class. Sid was not a bright student but people always thought he was very studious he tried his best to stay updated with the management lessons taught in the classroom but post lunch he used to spend time in college library. One of the very reason he preferred being in the library was because of the 18 air conditioners in the library that made it the most chilled out zone in the entire campus. He was browsing some romantic books in the art section which was adjacent to the Bio Section. The browsing section of the library looked more like a shopping centre aisle, with 6 feet of cabinets of books on the either side it looked pretty scary - at least to Sid! 

He was taking a right turn that's when he felt something weird incoming, someone was walking with at least 10-12 books and that too all piled up one over the other. He couldn't even see who was it, before he could realise that person bumped into him and lost all the balance and books fell down in a fraction of a second. "Oh Fuck!" came a voice - the voice was sweet and an amazing accent! He saw a girl in red top with a mickey mouse print and dark blue jeans, hair tied up in a pony style. "here let me help you!" said Sid as he bent down to pick up some books. Looking at the books he read the tittle " Biotechnology : Applying the genetic revolution", he scrolled the last page of the book to read the page no. it was 758. "Do you spend your nights also in the library?" asked Sid to the girl who was too busy picking up the books. "Excuse Me!" she said for the first time looking in his eyes, of all the girls Sid had seen in the college she was different. But what was the difference he couldn't recognize that time. "I mean look at all these books, I guess the one I picked up is the smallest among all you are carrying! Do you read them all? I don't think you can issue all of them for home" said Sid defending himself at the same trying not to look rude to the girl. 

Sid never spoke to people much in the library - on the contrary he followed the rules of the library - to maintain Silence. The librarian was the biggest example of rules breaker - she would spend most of her time chit chatting on the phone extension. Her voice would echo most of the times. While Library was the best Kuchi Ku spot of the college, all the couples would hit library post lectures. Which could be a better place to hang out? Where you don't have to spend for the Air Conditioner, pay for expensive coffees, or fiddle with chairs to sit closer. Sid would spend time observing the couples and how they did the Chance Pe Dance under the table. He used to feel amused with these actions of his fellow students and used to term them Despos! He would help students who were new to the reading culture, he loved reading but restricted himself to the self learning books and romantic stories. It was a night mare for him to read Philip Kotler and Stephen Robbins books. 

"Well, I am from Bio tech, and we have to be well informed about the latest Genetic revolutions and how does the world is changing fast and the applications of modern sciences in class room - there are marks for classroom participation you know na?" Said the fair skinned Roxane. "hmm, I know that but I barely understood anything you said about Bio tech." said Sid smiling trying to hide his lack of subject knowledge. "Here hand over few books to me, let me help you so that you don't bump into someone else again" said Sid trying to show some concern and help. "Hmm if you insist, here hold these heavy ones for me" by saying this Roxane handed over some 5 real heavy books to Sid. Sid felt as if he was back to school, carrying the load of workbooks, class books, homework books and textbooks in his school bag these books were of the similar load. Reaching to the corner of the library he kept the books on the table. And just landed on the seat next to Roxane. "God! those are really heavy ones! My god how can you read such heavy books!" said Sid showing some disgust and exhaust. "Well I guess you must be a Commerce Student for sure - since you guys never carried books to college, we Science students always used to spend quality time studying" Roxane said with a straight face - which sounded very mean and outrageous to him. "Hello! What do you mean by Quality time studying - I secured a good 74 percent in my HSC hai Dude! Life mein bahot kuch karna padta hai' she just gave this answer. 

Before he could answer the librarian came there - which was pretty weird since she never left her seat. "You two are talking so much - don't you get it its a Library" she said in a stern voice which looked very new to Sid as all the time she sounded like a comedian laughing on her desk. "Well mam we are discussing Science and Commerce" said Sid trying to justify himself. "I know you are Management Student and Shes a Bio tech... all the Bio tech girls do here is flirt in the Library. I know what you guys are up to" said Ms Dave, who looked very stupid in her dress that day which was a White Kurti with blue and black designs and Orange legging  and flower garland in her hair. That garland was the cause they never required Room Freshener in the library. 
"Excuse me, how can you say I am flirting with him! If that's the case I will go and sit somewhere else" said Roxane in disgust and piled up all the books and left to the other extreme corner of the library. 

Sid and Ms Dave kept looking at each other while Roxane left the seat. "Thank you mam" said Sid to himself thank you for screwing my only chance to interact with a good looking female in the college. Thanks to you I dint even got the opportunity to introduce myself. He kept looking at her for a while then browsed the book he got for himself to read. He kept the book back in the cabinet and made a move out crossing her table just to see if she notices. But all in vain she was so engrossed in reading the stuff. 

He walked outside college to the near by Katta adjacent to the college to have a Cutting Chai and Sutta. There he met one of his classmate. "Hey Dude, What you doing so late in the evening - dint you went home? asked Sid to his classmate Vivek. Vivek was a wanna be of his class he dressed according to the styles in the fashion and wooed the females of the college on his Rx 100 bike which made an irritating noise whenever he would race around the college. "Nothing re dude, I was out with Divya, you know her right? The hot chic from Bio tech - Man I wish we had some sort of these girls in Management!" said Vivek trying to look cool by declaring he was out on a date. "So where did you guys go?" asked Sid lighting his ciggy. "It was a long drive man, we eloped from the canteen bunked the lecture - its a big deal for these Bio chics to bunk the lecture you know! We went to that near by mall, had some lunch at Noodle Bar - Fuck that place is shit expensive! No wonder why she was so happy!" said Vivek trying to show that he isn't making up his own story. "Hmm good for you man! Yeah Indeed these Bio chics are weirdo" sipping his Cutting Chai said Sid. 

Finishing his golden puff - the last puff of the ciggy  he thought about Roxane 'there was something in her that was cool but at the same time weird - she looks cute, shes fair, her hair were silky, she had a cute looking smile - but hang on when did she smiled??? A question popped in his head - Well it would look good to see her smiling. She is one of those scholar types nerds but she definitely doesn't looks like one! I wish we bump once again tomorrow in the library. At least this time I will ask her name... but what if she doesn't comes!!! Yaar - why am I thinking about her - She doesn't even seems my type of girl - Shes a Weirdo! 

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Love, Attitude and Happiness lead to Self Awareness

Dear Readers,

Thank you for your continuous support and encouragement. As per your votes on Facebook Questions - here is a story based on your highest votes for Non fiction Life Lessons, since the second highest votes were for a Romantic Story I thought blending some emotions of Love would help in not disappointing those of you who voted for it. This small story will do an interaction with your sub consciousness mind, as you read it answer the questions to yourself which I have addressed to you.




When there is Love, all the attitude changes. There is a big difference in attitude, have you noticed this? Suppose you have a very nice crockery set in your home and if your son or daughter or sibling, somebody very dear to you breaks it, what do you say? 'Oh, never mind, doesn't matter'. But if your servant breaks or somebody whom you dislike breaks it; See, how your attitude varies towards the same thing that has happened. Or your nice new carpet, somebody has spilt tea in it. So if you have done it or somebody very dear has done it, you say ' Oh, it doesn't matter. Ok, anyway happened'. You murmur a little, grumble a little and then stop. But if somebody else has done it your whole attitude towards them is different, isn't it? So when there is love, you are ready to undergo or undertake any strain or discomfort or problem, they don't appear to be very big. Then, tolerance comes in you naturally. If you are determined, your love for something, makes you do anything for what you want.

If you love sight seeing, then you don't mind any discomfort, you go around sight seeing anywhere. If you love adventure, you go for it. Same way, if you love money very much, then you put your whole life earning money. You get ulcers, blood pressure, diabetes and getting all that, in spite of it, you work, work, work and work. What for? Just to have Money!!!

But happiness is something that which expands. Whatever is constricting is not happiness. When you are happy, have you noticed how you feel? the mind expands. Examples of which I have quoted in my previous post love is in the air. At the same time when you are unhappy, what happens? The mind shrinks. So whenever you think "Mine, Mine" - the mind is shrinking. 'My son. my daughter, my boyfriend, my girlfriend, my car, my bike, my room, my laptop, my this my that! - the mind shrinks. Whenever mind shrinks, it is bound to bring unhappiness. And when mind expands it brings joy!

When you go beyond happiness, what happens? The mind expands at the same time is not unconscious. Usually, when you are happy, you become spaced out, you are not focused. When you are unhappy, you are very focused. But there is a beautiful combination of both - you are happy, at the same time alert and focused, that is called Self Awareness. 

Monday, August 29, 2011

The Walk We Had



















The glimpse my eyes caught of you,
That evening was certainly special.
The moon was charming in full size,
The clouds were stirring up the sky.

Your fragrance spiced up the night
The moon shined up throwing its light
And I followed your shadow
Together we kept walking for times

The zapping cars made the night so special
Every time a car passed by you
The hairs curled up your face
Making it irresistible for me to take my eyes off you

That stretch we walked near the lake
is still afresh in my mind
who knew that  small walk of ours
would bring the hearts this closer

There seemed to be a magic in the air
when you held my hands in your hands
Seemed like the cupid hit my heart
As I saw you blushing all the time

As the sun dips down in the ocean
I wait for the moon to shine up the skies
Whenever I look up the sky
I can remember our walk
And your face lights up in front of me....

Thursday, August 11, 2011

The secret of walking on water


Life is an amazing gimmick!

Each one of us would agree that in our Journey of Life we grow with times, the sense of maturity comes with handful of experiences which we remember all our life. You might not remember your first steps you took in your childhood but ask your parents they will tell every little detail of the epic.You might not remember the first time you said Pa or Ma but ask your elders they will tell you since for them these are the memories that life has bestowed upon them. 


What you might remember is how you dived first time in the swimming pool and how scared were you before taking the first step. You might remember peddling your cycle around and falling off. With age we all learn from our mistakes. Mistakes are bound to happen else life would not have been so dramatic. If mistakes were not a part of our lives we would have been just Machines! Mistakes bring the sense of humanity in us. 


In life we come across different kinds of people. Time tells us who will stay with us and who will choose to exit from our lives. People come and go, they all come for a reason. One lesson that life teaches us for sure is to Never Expect - building expectations leads to unhappiness. In our existence in this world we tend to attach a lot of emotions and expectations from everyone and when it does not meets our expectations we feel sad and disheartened. 

Like the product life cycle also has a decline stage - so do we - sometimes feeling low is that stage in our life which leads to depression - loss of interest in activities which seemed fun and interesting sometime back. Like in Corporate we do re-positioning to the product to keep the cycle running in our lives too we have to re-introduce the sense of belonging. Taking life lightly as it comes, ignoring the problems and being solution -oriented to reinforce the spirit of life. 

We come across various difficult times in life when we get clueless about how, why, what to do ? These are the gimmicks of life. All you got to do is Plan for the best and Prepare for the worst - that's the secret of Walking on water - the Journey of our life is like a river flowing - just floating with flow.

So the secret of walking on water is to know where the stones are hidden.   

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Wrong Number

Many of us keep wondering on new ways on how to hit on girls – bridging the gap from absolute strangers to friendship and then moving in to become that special someone and then moving away from then again! This is a story of a guy called Shekar Singh, a 23 year old Rajpoot from a small town in Kuchaman from Nagor District in Rajasthan. Shekar, though from a small town is a pure Rajpoot – smart, intelligent, wicked and in Rajasthani style complete Dabang Admi! He came to Mumbai after graduating in BCOM from Symbiosis from the place which that is called the Oxford of East – Pune about two years ago.  In his hostel life away from home he did a lot of chamdigiri though many of his friends thought he was a tharki but he proved them wrong with his elite style of dating some real hot symbi chics.

It was mid July when he met some old friends in Mumbai’s pub on a Friday evening, remembering old times which they used to hang-out at a pub in Pune’s MG Road called Toons. Today they all decided to booze and get talli just like the old days! In the pub his friend Navin cooked up the idea of playing truth and dare. Navin who finally completed his CS (does not means Counter Strike! It means Company Secretary!) is now working full time with a high profile firm in Mumbai though he doesn’t gets to meet Shekar that often as Shekar too is busy with his KPO work after moving down from Pune’s Magarpatta Infotech Park.

The idea of Truth and Dare is welcomed by Girish and Ajay too; the duo had a love-hate relationship with Shekar as they always envied him for stealing the hottest looking girl under their sleeves for bike rides. They both now were working with a PR Agency and Events company.  As the beer started pouring in their mugs, kababs and sizzlers were orderd and in few minutes the pitchers started getting empty – they all seemed getting into the right mood of the perfect reunion! As the empty bottle of a pint revolved the table and pointed at Shekar – Ajay declared “no one is asking this bastard any questions because we all know he will never tell the truth; instead let me give this Playboy a real dare – a dare he will never be able to achieve.”

“Acha Bidu – yeh baat hai – toh lagi shart” said Shekar rolling up his sleeves showing his eagerness to turn the dare into a bet. “So here it is” – Ajay popped out his cell phone and selected few random names of girls – “This is Sheena – her number is 96192****, if you get her to meet you in person I will bow down to you” said Ajay in one go then going for the bottoms up instantly.

“Hmmm – any details you wanna give me about this chic – I hope she looks hot besides she has the heart like you – wicked! You know I like theeki mirchis!” saying this Shekar gulped the entire mug of beer and waved the waiter to repeat the order. “ Chote now tell me something- just bowing down to me wont help – this isn’t a dare which can be fulfilled here in the pub itself this thing will take atleast 2 days lets meet on Sunday here itself and I’ll get the chic and you pay the bill – ab bol lagata hai shart?

Ajay got a mixed feeling inside him one point of time he was confident but now something in him was telling him this is going little far off – because deep down he knew the real playboy of Shekar was still alive and he still had the instinct in him to get girls! But the beer kicked in and he stood up and said “Navin and Girish are witness to this epic in making bet if you lose then you the looser will have to pay for the all expense trip to Pune next weekend which includes booze, babes and hotel stay!”

Done” said Shekar “Now tell me more about this chic will you or you want me to find it out myself.” Saying this Shekar winked at the other two sitting stunned out there wondering where is this game heading to. “Sheena is a marketing executive of an Airlines Company – she is smart, sexy I mean real sexy – she looks dam hot in those trousers and blazer – she stays around Carter Road real uptown girl and very hard to get to. She has the perfect body and Attitude which is very annoying! So what do you think – can you handle it?”

“Looks like he forgot the good old Symbi daysSaid Shekar waving the waiter for the last order. In the mean time Navin and Girish got caught up in a conversation while Ajay eyed his drink – a sign of his that he is Talli now! Shekar saw the time in his watch it was 1.45 am he popped his cell phone out and created a new message and started typing “Hey Aditya – I have reached Mumbai International Airport, come down to pick me up I am waiting for you regards Shekar” and sent it Sheena.

By the time they paid the bill chipping in their contribution – Shekar sent one more message to her “Dude please come fast I am waiting here in the waiting lounge – dam tired come soon!” he dint got any reply that night. This is gona be a little tough he thought to himself – Next day being a Saturday he woke up and called up Sheena “Abe Sale kidar that tu raat bhar I am still here at the airport waiting for you??” he said without even letting her speak “Excuse me” came the voice from the other end “Hi could you please hand over the phone to Adi – this is Shekar here” said Shekar lighting his cigarette and smiling candidly to himself “Who Shekar? This is Sheena Here - I am sorry I guess you have dialled a wrong number!”  Came the voice which seemed she said this with a straight face. “Hello! Miss if you knew this is a wrong number – I am sure you could replied last night itself to the messages I had sent on this number – atleast I could have moved out from this filthy place to a better place!” said Shekar with a rather stern voice showing some discomfort. “Look Shekar honestly speaking I guess there has been some misunderstanding with your number – I know the place is very disgusting to stay overnight but honestly I don’t give a damn to any random sms or calls from strangers!” “I guess this is how life welcomes one in Mumbai! Thanks a lot Sheena” “Hello – Listen I said Sorry to you – there’s nothing more that I can do!” Shekar was happy to see that the conversation was growing in the right direction. “Its okay Sheena I appreciate your apology but I guess I will have to move out from here now and think where I should head – thanks for taking the call atleast!”No Problem – and hey Shekar you can try some hotel around, there are plenty out there” “Thanks dear! Have a good day!”

Wow! This went much better than expected – she isn’t that bad after all may be she behaved with Ajay different because of his Tharki eyes! Shekar spent the rest of the day at his place doing the usual chores – hanging out with friends later in the evening. He convinced one of his friends Ravi to call up Aditya (Sheena) and inform him oops her to come for a party on Sunday. So Ravi calls her up from his cellphone “Hi Adi – this is Harsh here” “Hello this isn’t Aditya’s number whos dis?”Oh Sorry – hi this is Harsh – could you please inform Adi that its Shekar’s Birthday tomorrow and he is in town after 5 long years and there’s a party at Fire & Ice”  said Harsh smiling at Shekar giving a thumbs up sign. “I guess you have dialled a wrong number this is Sheena here” “Oh, I am sorry actually I was just calling up all the people in his friends list on his cell phone, sorry to bother you mam.”

“So buddy do you think this will work?” asked Ravi looking up at Shekar “I don’t know man! I have heard she looks smoking hot and somewhere I have a gut feel she will come.” In the evening he went the usual Saturday night clubbing with Harsh. The next day around 11 am he called up Sheena “Hi Sheena – Shekar here I am very sorry to bother you at this point of the time!” “Hey what’s wrong with you dude? Why you and your friends are calling me again and again!” she had a little disgust in her voice but somewhere even she seemed to have got smitten away by the manly voice of Shekar. “Look Sheena I am very sorry for all the trouble caused to you – actually I was not aware what my friends were upto I just got the news from Harsh right now so I thought I better apologise to you and don’t worry I will delete your number right away to avoid any confusions here after” said Shekar with innocence in his voice. “That’s okay I can understand Harsh sounded bit too excited yesterday anyways wish you a very happy birthday” said Sheena not at all sounding like a stranger but more like an old time buddy. “So Sheena I know this might sound strange to you – but I guess this is the only way I can make up to you it’s your choice – I would like to invite you for the party at Fire & Ice today at 7 pm you may get along your friends too” said Shekar with his fingers crossed.

Hmm well even though I don’t have any plans tonight but the idea of meeting a complete stranger is a bit strange don’t you think Shekar?” She sounded as if she is really interested in flirting – wow this is cool said shekar to himself! “Well honestly speaking – I am actually delighted to have this conversation with you right now – who knew that the night I would land up in Mumbai and call up a wrong number and getting birthday wishes from the same female on my birthday – don’t you think you could make this birthday party of mine more memorable by coming tonight!” Shekar was now confident that she’s in!

“Okay Shekar! Before I tell you my answer do me a favour will you?” asked Sheena. “What?” asked Shekar puzzled. “No need to delete my number instead save it as Sheena Kapoor and I will see you at 7 pm with couple of my friends!” she too seemed excited. “And remember Shekar this isn’t a blind date it’s just a party your birthday party!” they both laughed. “Sure dear see you then” Shekar smiled historically at his wicked mind and patting himself.

Oye motu! Be there today at Fire & Ice and don’t forget to get me a birthday cake it’s after all my birthday today!” Shekar said to Ajay. “Your Birthday! What are you talking about?”
“Boss she is coming tonight with some of her friends – bhul gaya bet?” you better show up today else I will cut off your balls! After ab jake laga hai right number not a Wrong Number!”


Wednesday, June 15, 2011

I DEAL WITH HUMAN ORGANS


I
t was 31st December; the whole city of Mumbai was dipped in the mood of partying. Vikram, was one of the most outstanding employee at Mumbai’s leading BPO company. He had been at the senior most position than all his colleagues. Been in the industry for over 7 years he had made a good name and reputation for himself. By his looks he looked still young in the early 20’s but wicked in the mind he was way ahead. He was famous for his weekend parties, night out with officemates and link ups with top notch struggling models at his apartment.  He had even got featured in the Bindass Emotional Atyachar and was caught cheating on several girls two timing them. But even that dint stop him, he still managed to get away with things with his mischievous smile most of the times. Girls somehow adored this attitude of this guy; the stories of Vikram hitting on his female bosses during his early days in the industry are still famous. Vicky; as most of the girls called him, some even call him ‘Wicked’ since his love hardly stays stable more than a week with any of the girls. 

Vicky was dressed for the occasion in sleek black suit with vertical strips of silver, it made him look no less than a Richie Rich of the town and with the confidence and persistence he walked he definitely made the heads turn around. He liked living a hi fly lifestyle which anyone could make out with the latest i-phone 4 which was yet to be launched in Indian markets, expensive watch, Italian leather shoes and finally a black Honda Civic – only close friends knew he got this car at cheap dirt price. Gossipers also say the car he drives is stolen.  But Vikram knew how to bullshit everyone and move on in life. He got this attitude during his early days when he landed in Mumbai as a struggling model but had a hard time looking for a place. He moved in with few people working in a call centre those days – that’s where his journey started with the term BPO. Who knew the small town dude can be the Tom Cruise in the cities of dream Mumbai. Though he lost the aspiration to be a model he still feels himself no less than a big time model. 

It was 31st December; Vicky had a lot of invites from friends and colleagues to hit many party destinations in and around the town. He even got invited at a rave party organized on the outskirts of the city. But Vicky had a strange idea in his mind – he wanted to try out his hands in the one of the parties to see if he still had the charm of hitting on a stranger and making the night more memorable. So he decided to visit the most happening lounge in the town that night. DJ Akbar - his close friend who played at Enigma which was in the lobby of a famous five star hotel got him a stag entry with discounted cover price, in that suit he looked ravishing and completely an odd in the crowd. He headed straight towards the bar counter and asked for a long inland iced tea to get in the mood. Standing there he checked out the crowd. In the corner of the lounge he saw this girl wearing a red colored one piece sparkling with the lights which indeed caught his eyes. He looked at her – she wasn’t looking at him then. Her hair was silky all the way covering her bare shoulders. There was something in her that made him smitten away by her. He signaled the barmen to send glass of wine for the lady on the table. He took a tissue paper from the bar, took out his shining Mont Blanc pen and wrote ‘A glass of wine for the most beautiful lady in the club’. The barmen headed straight to the table and handed over the note with the drink and signaled towards him he just raised his glass with a cheers sign and gave his most magical smile. She took a tissue and scribbled something and sent it over back to him. He just relaxed on the bar stool and opened the note it read – ‘wine tastes no good if sipped alone’. He then looked at her she gave him a smile which was a go ahead he was looking for. He smartly got up from the stool took his glass in hand and walked towards the table. The table was away from the crowd and was in the corner of the lounge with very low light around.

He finally sat next to her and took a close look at her; the one piece was more like a tube top which also suggested that she wasn’t wearing any bra underneath. Her skin was glowing and she had amazing silky body. He extended his hands to her and said “Hi! I am Vikram, you can call me Vicky!” she held his hands firm, her hands were soft and cold too. She introduced herself “Hey! I am Maya.” Maya then rested her back on the cushion of the seat and sipped the wine looking straight in his eyes and asked “So Vicky what do you? Are you in the show biz business? “No Maya, I am Senior Manager of BPO Company here in Mumbai and to certain extent affiliated with the show biz industry” reverted Vicky with that magical smile on his face. “Oh is it, wow that’s amazing, so you think I have a good voice to work in a call centre?” Vicky pretended as if its hard to hear what Maya had been talking about so he pushed himself a little further near her face and asked her to repeat what she said. “I said, Mr Manager Do you think I have a good voice to work in a call centre?” But Vicky’s  mind was racing in some other thoughts, when he went so close to her – the fragrance of her perfume which she might have sprayed all over her neck was highly intoxicating for him besides the sneak peek of her cleavage from that distance was doing a different magic on him. “Hmm not bad, I am not carrying my card, but I’ll give you my number call me one day and I’ll take your interview myself” he said with a grin. The temperature was rising between the two as she had not moved a bit when he came and sat so close to her neither did Vicky. The two were getting a little cozy when Vicky swirled his fingers on her sexy legs going all the way up till her thighs, “by the way what do you do for living Maya?”She gave out a big hot breath almost hitting his neck with the hot air and brought her hands under the table going all over his thighs and suddenly fixed her hands over his crouch and said “I deal with Human Organs” “oh so you are a doctor? Asked Vicky holding her hands and kissing them “I love doctors”. “You will get to know about it soon, this place has too loud music and lots of people how about we head to my hotel room which is just 5 kms away from here to spend the rest of the night? “


Jackpot!!! Thought Vicky he had been wondering where he would take the girl all this while as his roommates were planning to have a booze party. They both straight away left the place holding each other’s hands, in the parking area he escorted Maya to his car, “Wow, nice car!” she exclaimed. Vicky just leaned over her in the car and swirled his fingers in her silky hair placing his face near her neck and smelled the fragrance of the perfume once again and said “the best part about this car are the tinted glasses”. Without wasting anytime further they both a long lip locking session. Gaining the consciousness Maya said “Lets head straight to my hotel in Juhu, we will have the rest of the action there!”

Vicky never looked this hurried for sex in his life may be the spirits and fragrance of this sexy female was intoxicating his mind. They got down from the car handed over the keys to the valet and headed straight to her room. As soon as they got in the room, he held her in his arms and adored her and his luck tonight. She made him sit on the couch and played the number Naughty by Beyonce on her cellphone – and began teasing him by making some irresistible moves. She poured in a drink for him from a bottle which had no label. He just gulped in the drink eyeing her sexy moves. She made another drink and offered him one more glass while giving him an amazing lap dance. Just then the door bell rang, Vicky felt disappointed but she asked to chill she opened the door and it was her friends Nafisa and Sophie who were too on the city tour with her. The trio decided to get a little kinky with Vicky – this time Nafisa and Sophie too poured in a glass for Vicky and decided to strip for him. Tonight is my luckiest night! thought Vicky.

The evening passed by and Vicky found himself in the bath tub the next morning when he got back to his senses. There was something very strange about last night he thought, he tried to move but was unable to move a bit as a stiffening pain hit him on the back towards his left side.  The tub was entirely filled with Ice Cubes. He took a close look at the bathroom – the mirror had a number mentioned with lipstick with SOS written below it. A tissue note was placed next to the tub with his cell phone. He picked up the cell phone  and called the number – a lady picked up the call and said “hello sir, how can I help you”  - “Hi, My name is Vikram and I found myself in a bathtub with lots of ice cubes inside it and I have this terrible pain in my back towards my left, this number was written on the mirror so I decided to call you” “ Sir” said the female on the other end with a pain in her voice” stay still, I am sorry to tell you that the three girls you had spent your night are part of a racket, they have stolen your kidney I advise you to stay still and sit in the tub we will send an ambulance immediately”. Vicky got shocked when he heard this – he picked up the tissue note next to the tub it was a message from Maya “Happy New year sweetheart - Dint I told you I deal with Human Organs”

Monday, June 13, 2011

Mistakes


Blessed are those who don’t see a mistake as a mistake! However, it is hard not to see your own mistake. Outwardly you may justify yourself or prove your innocence to someone else, but a mistake pricks your conscience. Do not justify yourself. Instead, feel the prick of the mistake. That very pinch will take you out of the mistake.

While pointing out a mistake to someone, do you consider him as separate from you and go on pointing out his error or do you make him feel a part of you? When you point out a mistake to someone, does it make him more stressed, or does it create or awareness in that person?  Often you do not point out someone’s mistake when it is required. Pointing out a mistake without due consideration to time and place is also a mistake.

When you keep doing the same mistake over and over, it a BIG mistake. A mistake simply means you have missed taking a lesson that has come your way. Do no lament over your mistake. Just take the lesson from it. You will not be judged by your mistakes, but by your virtues.

Wise is the one who learns from other’s mistakes. Less wise is the one who learns from one’s own mistakes. The fool keeps making the same mistakes again and again and never learns from them.
Mistakes happen all the time. Often you get irritated by mistakes and you want to correct them, but how many can you correct? You correct others’ mistakes for two reasons. The first is when you correct someone for their own sake, so that they can grow, and not because it bothers you. Correcting mistakes for the first reason – when the mistake bothers you – does not work.

To correct mistakes, you need both authority and love. Authority and love seem to be contradictory but in reality they are not. Authority without love is stifling and does not work, while love without authority is shallow. You need both but they need to be in the right combination so that you can be successful in correcting others mistakes. This can happen only if you are totally dispassionate and centered.

Do not tell a person about a mistake that he already knows he has made. What is the use of pointing out a mistake that he knows he has committed? By doing this, you will only make the person feel more guilty, defensive or resentful and this only creates more distance.

Before pointing out a person’s mistake, see whether your comments will help to improve the situation, foster love, or bring harmony. A magnanimous person does not point out the mistakes of others and make them feel guilty. Instead, they correct others’ mistakes with compassion and care, not through words but through their attitude.

Often, in establishing your righteousness, you are insensitive to the feelings of others. When someone is hurt, arguing with them and establishing your righteousness will be in vain. By simply saying ‘sorry’ you can uplift the other person and take away the bitterness. In many situations saying ‘sorry’ is better than establishing righteousness. It can’t avert much unpleasantness.

‘Sorry’ is a word of five letters, that when said sincerely, can remove anger, guilt, hatred and distance. Many people feel pride in hearing ‘sorry’ from others. It boosts their ego. But when you say ‘sorry’ to a wise man, it evokes compassion. A mistake is part of an unconscious mind. An unconscious mind cannot do right while a conscious mind can do no wrong. 

Monday, May 23, 2011

After all this isn’t a bad idea at all!




Receding days of Hot May, early morning dew drops settled on the black cushion seats of Ravi's new Karizma! It has been over 6 months he has been working for a leading BPO company in Suburbs of Mumbai. With his first salary he bought a new Black berry which he finds totally paisa vasool handset he loves the black berry icon displayed against his name on the social network website whenever he changes his status! It goes as a status symbol with my status message he concludes. Been single after he moved on from his earlier relationship with Sneha in his college days; He has come a long way he feels more self independent and he has made some amazing friends @ his workplace. When he thinks about his job and the people working with him he can’t distinguish between his personal life and professional life. It’s more like a family to him.

It was Friday evening when he was heading to his workplace. Really excited about the coming weekend, he jumps in the backseat of the company provided Tata Indica... He looks at the fast receding street lamps and the shadow of his fellow passenger on his laps! “Its going to rain tonight it seems! I wish I had my bike today!” ‘Ravi why don’t you come by Bike then?' Said his pal cum philosopher Kevin, “at least we will be able to spread our legs n sit at ease!” With a chuckle!

“Fuck u dude!” Said Ravi still smiling thinking not a bad idea since it has been long he went on his new bike with a girl pillion! It has been long he went on a ride, with someone embracing his shoulders n whispering something naughty in his ears! He kept smiling candidly as the idea struck his mind! Who could it be - Mona –the girl who recently got few stripes of her brunette hair into blonde- who likes wearing body hugging jeans and those cool looking eye shadows but - na she’s too slutty! How about Divya - she looks good - kinda sweet reminds him of old college days - her one liner shirts are the talk in the office - but is she dating their TL – “Hey Kevin what do you think about Divya?” Kevin's eyes twinkled – “ahem ahem! How come the thought of Divya struck your mind suddenly? Are these clouds up there in the sky doing some magic on you? Shut Up dude! Tell me honestly what do you think about her? M just worried sala Feroz our TL keeps eyeing her a lot!”

“Oh ho! Someone’s worried for a newbie Divya - dude it’s just been a week she joined in! She'll take time to know people! I find her cute - she should wear some jeans like Mona that would give a better outlook to her figure! At the same time keep the place little warm! You know na I hate wearing jacket at the work place!”

Ravi just smiled and got lost thinking about Divya! “Abe chal na - abhi kya taxi mein hi baithe rahega? Don’t you wanna hit the floor!!!” Kevin had 2 drag Ravi out of the taxi as if a mom taking a 7 yr old to bathroom to make him brush the teeth!

While walking towards his workstation Ravi kept on looking at every girl in his office that night even checking out Samantha who was the front office receptionist - who was usually hit by all the security guards! Poor girl she could have joined us on the floor one day! Thought Ravi.

He even Eyed the married Riya who was his HR manager but came back to senses! Oh Freak! What the hell am I thinking! She's like a milf is she?? Wild thoughts running his mind! He got busy somehow making his calls! Post Midnight he went for a smoke with Kevin...stepping outside the office premises he looked at Kevin! “Dude u smell that? That is what I am talking about remember what I said!” Kevin just smiled “ok Baap! You are the man! So now that its drizzling and the smell of the first drizzle in the city has reached your nostrils I am sure a wicked thought has entered your mind to take Divya out with u on the bike! So tell me isn’t it man?”

“Divya? Why divya huh? I mean there are so many chics in there why would I take her?” in the back of his mind he thought of Samantha, Riya, Mona and even the office babe Mansi - who flaunts her huge assets in those sexy looking formals!

“Dude! I don’t know why but I guess you guys would make a good pair! But please  ask her to wear those skinny jeans like Mona!” “Yeah why not! So that you can check her out all the time! C'mon Kev grow up man”.
“Chal here is my final golden drag! Chal na - lets go in lover boy! Oh are you gonna get wet in the 1st  rain like
The Yashraj movies!
“I really wish!” said Ravi with a smile.”Balls man are you high already? asked Kevin with a straight face! With three hrs left to head back home Ravi was getting little anxious what to do whom to ask! Divya
“Hey Divya!” – “Yeah Ravi - Ur name's Ravi na! I m sorry as I am really poor with recollecting the names!” .Fuck you bitch! Of course my name is Ravi and  I am senior to you –the most chilled out dude in the office' thought Ravi but dint reacted! Instead he said “Yeah thats me Ravi! Rave - Ravi I bet now you would recollect it! She just smiled! For the first time Ravi saw that smile of hers so close and he got smitten away! There was a pause which generally never happens when Ravi is talking. “Yeah Mr. Ravi please tell me how can I help you sir!” “Dear you seem to have taken your work dam seriously! Chill I was just asking where do you stay?” “ Hmm I stay in Vashi, what about you?”  “Cool yaar, Even I stay in Vashi”, Ravi reacted as if he were her neighbor!

“Hey you like Rains? I don’t know whether you noticed or not but its drizzling out there! How about you and me go for a little drive today afternoon or evening? What say? I have a new Karizma and it sails on the road!” Ravi just went on!
Divya just smiled and said “hmm will let u know!”

“Popat!!! My Karizma Sails on the road! And don’t worry about the potholes that are already on the road, and I swear I won’t brake at all to feel your...” “stop it asshole” Ravi interrupted Kevin and just blushed! “Fuck u dude- look at your face! Don't tell me you are falling in love this monsoon!” Said Kevin with  a puzzled look on his face. “I don’t know man I just asked her for a drive! She hasn’t even said yes till now!” Said Ravi feeling the drops of rains in his palms before they went in from the last break of day! “Don’t worry man she'll say yes! Just pray Feroz hasnt asked her out Yet!” “Sala yeh Feroz ki maa ki!” And they both laughed and went in!

Almost finishing the last call of the day Ravi kept on looking at Divya waiting for her reply! But she was busy on her call the moment she hanged, Ravi tried to look busy cleaning his desk. Knowing that Divya is going to come to him instead, she started walking towards the reception! Ravi hurriedly went after her almost looking as if he is sprinting in the aisle. “Hey Divya hang on wait”! She just smiled n looked at his eager eyes! “Yeah Ravi I will be coming with you...but please drive carefully okay I am new to Mumbai besides I wanna see how your Karizma sails on the roads with so many potholes! Pick me up @ 5 pm I'll meet you  near Raghuleela mall.” She said in one go with a naughty smile.  

Ravi meet Kevin at the car park area waiting for their cab, “so did she said Anything?” “She said yes!” Ravi said with a blush on his face still trying 2 hide his excitement. “Dude cool man! So did you asked her to wear those skinny jeans?”
‘Yeah’ said Ravi and Kevin became quiet! “Chal abhi paka mat you don’t have the balls to say that!” “Lolz man then why do you ask?” Getting in the car Kevin muttered “I wish i had a bike! Den get one dude!”

After getting out of the cab Ravi went near his bike and cleaned the drops on water on seat and said to himself – After all this isn’t a bad idea at all!